Drive Thru Kazoo
Make the people working at the drive thru at any fast food place think that their speakers are going bad. Just order your food using a kazoo. It will sound bad on their end.

If you work in a fast food restaurant...
This prank is perfect and harmless and a great way to get back at rude customers. Use a pin to poke a tiny dribble hole in their cup. This prank is perfect for the customer at the drive thru. Most people hold their cup between their legs. If they do they will have a wet crotch when they get home.

All-You-Can-Eat
Print your own little signs and replace the ones on the sneeze guard glass at your local chinese food buffet. Change food names so they read something like Cat Mein, Plate Scrapings in Gravy, Yesterday's Leftovers, Dog Poo, etc

Expires May 15, 1994
Print your own experiation dates on little sticker paper and place them on items around the house. This prank works best if you use experiation dates of at least 10 or more years ago.

Very Fresh KFC Chicken
Put a live chicken inside an empty KFC bucket. Then take that bucket to your next pot luck luncheon or get together dinner. Watch your victim's surprise as they open the bucket to a live chicken.

Pea Soup Barf Prank
Put a water bottle of pea soup down your chest, underneath your tshirt while at the school lunch table. Then get up and make weird noises and begin to squeeze your chest so it looks like you are puking. Then give the signal for your friends at the table to eat the pea soup from their trays that you just puked on. Everyone at other tables will see this and be disgusted thinking that your buddies are eating your puke.

Healthy Dinner Prank
Create a meal for dinner that looks healthy but is a sweet delicious dessert instead. Just lay some peanut butter logs on the plate to look like small chicken tenders. Then add a handful of candy mix that looks like peas and carrots. Top that off with a side of vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce which looks like mashed potatoes and gravy.

Mini Meal
Use a small saucer plate and add a very small meal to a plate. Then serve to your victim. Make sure everything is small portions.

Green Milk
Add some green food coloring to a carton of milk. Then give your victim a bowl of dry cereal. Make sure you pour the green milk out into his bowl in front of him. He will wonder why the milk is green.

Meaty Cupcakes
Create a meaty version of what looks like cupcakes. All you have to go is create the muffin part of the cake by replacing sweet cake mix with a hearty meatloaf base. After you take this out of the oven, let it cool then add melted jack cheese on top, be sure to color the cheese with food coloring. Now the cup cakes are done! Give them to you victim.