Jim, You are need in lumber, Jim to lumber!
If you work in a large superstore and have access to the office intercom system. This prank is great! especially if you are good at disguising your voice. All you have to do is page someone over the intercom telling them they are needed in a department far away from where they currently are. Wait a few minutes then send them somewhere else.

Intercom Prank
This is a great prank to play on a new co-worker. Every office has a code to use the PA. Lets say the code is 10. Well, just let the new co-worker know that he has a call for him on 10. When he presses 10 he will say "hello this is Dave" ...hello? hellooo? until he realizes he is on the PA intercom

Hide The Chair
When your victim leave the room, hide his chair. When he returns act like you don't know where it is. A great place to hide the chair would be in the opposite sex bathroom

Myra Mains
This is a great prank for a secretary to play on the office jokester. Maybe the secretary needs to get even. Well try this. When your victim is out to lunch, leave him a message that someone named Myra Mains called and needs a call back ASAP. Leave the number to the local coroner's office with the note. Myra Mains, sounds like My Remains.

New Employee Prank
Send a new employee for various mythical items such as: Double sided transperencies, Dehydrated Water, Bucket of compressed air, A one molar solution of water, A stanchion remover, A bucket of steam, A phallopian tube, A long weight (long wait), A short weight, Short circuits, Lightning bolts, Skyhooks, A mattababe (as in what's a mattababe), A dickfore (same as above), A piston return spring, A left handed wrench, hammer, razor..., Agent Orange (paint color), Sparkplugs for a desiel engine, A short/long stand, A chain stretcher, Hydraulic cement bender, and Snowtires for the shopping carts.

New Secretary Prank
Call the new secretary and tell her that you are calling from the local phone company and will be running a test on all the phone lines in the building. Let her know that its very crucial that for the next 10 minutes that nobody uses any phone line or else electricution will result. Then hang up.

Extra Sugar In Coffee
If you have one of those co-workers who uses the same mug and drinks the same style coffee everyday, then try this prank. When he or she isn't paying attention drop a few packets of sugar into their mug and mix it up.

Eating Out Of The Trash Can
Put some of your chips in a clean back on top of the trash can. Then when you and your fellow co-workers are walking past it, grab a hadnfull and eat them in front of them.

Multiple Outfits
Tell everybody at the office (except your victim) to take more than one outfit to work. Then throughout the day keep changing clothes.

Misplaced
This prank is for Mr. Neato at the office who keeps everything nice n neat and in the same place everytime. When he or she isn't paying attention, move things around on their desk.