Free Pizza In The Breakroom
Starting on monday, send everyone an email telling them there is free pizza in the lunchroom. They will all check and see none, do the same thing tuesday, wednesday, and thursday. Co-workers will catch on and end up not checking anymore...then on friday, go ahead and order some pizzas, send the same email...then go to the lunch room and eat the pizza by yourself.

Coffee Switch
Switch the decaf with the regular coffee.

Party At Dave's House
While at a co-worker's party, assume that you have to pay for the drinks and keep asking for every drink you get whether you have to pay for this one or not. If your co-worker's spouse gets your drink for you, then be prepared to tip.

Refusal Rebuttle Letter
The next time a company declines to hire you, send them a letter that reads.......Dear (Interviewer's Name). Thanks for you letter of June 15th. After carefully considering I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been very unfortunate in receiving a vast amount of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your business immediately following graduation. I am looking forward to seeing you then. Best of luck with your future candidate rejections. Sincerly, (your name here)

Internet Downtime
Put a memo in everyone's mailbox telling them that the internet will be offline today from 1:00-2:00pm. Be sure to appoligize and give everyone an extra hour for lunch.

Job Interview Arm Wrestling
During a job interview, offer the job applicant to an arm wrestling match. Let him beat you, tell him he didn't get the job but ask if he can return later this week to take on Big Bubba from accounting. Explain that he is the company arm wrestling champ but is currently on vacation.

iPod Interview
Listen to your iPod while interviewing a job applicant. Tell him or her that everything is ok, you can actually listen and interview at the same time.

Job Interview During Lunch
While interviewing a job applicant, tell him that you are starving and haven't eating lunch yet. Then proceed to interview him as you chomp on a juicy double cheeseburger and suck down a thick choco shake.

Job Interview Prank
Tell the person interviewing you that one of your goals is to be the company job interviewer.

Job Interview Hair Add On
During a job interview, asked to be excused and replace your bald head look with a headpiece. You will come back in with hair that you never had going into the interview.