Numb Lips
Apply a thin layer of Orajel to the end of your victim's cigarettes. After his next smoke, his mouth will get numb from the Orajel which is a canker sore medical treatment gel.

I Am Pregnant!
Leave a note to your boyfriend/husband explaining that you are pregnant and didn't really know how to tell him face to face so you decided to leave a note instead. If you want you can leave the words "April Fools" on the bottom of note or just wait til later in the day to break the news to him.

Somebody Beat Me Up!!
Use dark purple, pink and a little bit of green makeup. Apply it to your face to look like you have a bruise. Then tell your victim you were just in a fight.

House Guests That Fly In
If you have a house guest that just flew in from another city, you can add some styrofoam peanuts to their luggage when they aren't paying attention.

Jelly Urine
In the camping section at your local outdoorsman store there is something called a Uri-Pal sold. What this is, is a sock type thing that when you pee in it, it turns the pee into jello with the special powder thats inside. Buy and use this to turn your pee into jello. Then have fun tossing it around and throwing it at people.

Water Balloons With Piss
Fill a water balloon with piss or at least mix some in with water if you cannot pee that much. Then have a fun and friendly water balloon fight with your friends.

Stay Away!
After you catch a bee and put it in a jar, your next step is to put it in the freezer for about a minute. Just long enough to put the bee to sleep, but not to kill it. Its natural, as bee's aren't made for cold weather. After you take it out of the freezer, quickly tie a string to its leg and tie the other end of the string to anything you want your mom or pesky little sister to stay away from. When the bee wakes up, it will be buzzing all around but won't be able to leave the area of the string.

Classic Pants Prank
When your victim isn't paying attention sneak up behind him and pull his pants down.

Bumble Bee Trash Can Prank
Catch some bumble bees. Put them in a jar. Then dump them in a trash can with the lid closed. Whoever opens the lid next will get some angry bees flying out at them.

Garbage Diving
On trash day, while your neighbors are taking out their trash wait until they have already taken out at least 3 bags. Then run full speed towards their garbage with a ski mask on, while they are bringing more bags out. Then all of us sudden, crash into the garbage, knocking it all over. Get up and sprint down the street before they find out who who did it.