Water Shutoff Prank
Call your friend and let him know that the city is going to be shutting of the water for the next couple of days and have advised to fill sinks, tubs, buckets, etc with water before they shutoff water system in the next few hours. It also helps to have other close friends give the victim a call explaining the same story.

Telemarketer Prank
The next time that annoying telemarketer calls and aks for a specific person, ask him if he can hold for a sec. Then lay the phone down and go back in about 10 min. to hang it up. To telelmarketers, time is money and they won't want to stay on hold for a long time waiting for someone who will more than likely not want anything from them. If you do this a few more times whenever they call, they will eventually stop calling.

Telemarketing Veggie Talk
The next time you get an annoying telemarketer calling you start naming vegetables as he is giving his pitch. He will become annoyed and just hang up on you.

Out Of Toilet Paper
Call any restaurant and tell the person that answers the phone that you are calling on your cell phone and you are in the bathroom. Tell them you are currently on the stall and need toilet paper. The poor sap will have to walk to the restroom to refill the toilet paper whether it needs it or not. If you get lucky, they may actually be someone using one of the stall when the restaurant worker walks in there.

Burger King or McDonalds Prank
Call any local Burger King or McDonalds and start placing an order over the phone. Make sure and tell them its for 'here' and not 'to go'

3 Way Prank
Use your 3 way calling to do this prank. All you do is simply call your first victim and as soon as he answers quickly speed dial the other victim. Then try to be quiet on your end as they both tell each other hello and wonder who called who.

Bothered At Home
When a telemarketer calls you act interested in the product they are selling. But ask them for their home phone number so you can call them back. If they give you their 1 800 number, refuse and say you want his or her home phone number to discuss the finalizing of the sale. If they refuse again (which they will) then yell at them and say, "Oh so you don't like being bothered at home!! huh?"

Revenge On The Telemarketer
Whenever a telemarketer calls swing the conversation to religion and try selling them on your belief. After awhile, if you do this enough they will stop calling you.

Pass Out Your Victim's Phone Number
Write your victim's phone number on all your dollar bills before you spend them.

Prank Phone Calls
The following are prank phone calls you can make to public places like a bar: 1.) Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here? 2.) Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! 3.) Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely! 4.) Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! 5.) Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! 6.) Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual! 7.) Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? 8.) Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! 9.) Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here? 10.) Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss? 11.) Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle! 12.) I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura 13.) Ollie Tabooger (I'll eat a booger). 14.) Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme? 15.)