Bums At School
During the weekend go all around town and tell every bum that there is gonna be a free food handout at your school on monday. Tell them you are giving them a heads up to be there early before the food runs out. On monday when you return to school, there will be a huge flock of bums at the front gate.

Big Hand Disease
Tell your victim that if his hand is bigger than his face then he has a rare disease. Then after he puts his hand up to his face, push his hand into his own face so he slaps himself.

Fun With Ducktape
Open your victim's desk while he is away and ducktape all of his books and folders together. Then put it back in his desk and act like nothing happened.

Sticky Grounds
During class, about a half hour before school ends for the day, ask to be excused so you can use the restroom. Then go into your locker and get about three or four 2litter bottles of soda that you store in there. Pour it all over the grounds just outside all the exit door to the buildings. Then watch students step all over sticky wet cement on their way home.

Bulge In Your Speedo
During swim week for P.E. be sure to wear your speedos. Also make sure to add something so there is extra bulge in your crotch area. You will certainly be the center of attention.

Start Rumors
Rumors are common on school campuses everywhere. The best thing about rumors are that they are easy to start. All you have to do is tell a couple people something you heard about your victim. You don't have to give the source, just tell them what you heard that is good enough. Eventually they will tell a couple people and so on. A great rumor to start about someone is that they are gay, or bi, or they like someone (be sure to say who it is).

Revenge On Your Ex Girlfriend
Call your ex girlfriend's mother and pretend to be her new boyfriend. Then tell her mom that you are very sorry about getting her pregnant and hopefully she has already told you. Try to sound as real as possible.

Double Lock Your Victim's Bike
Buy a padlock and take it to school with you. Hang out near the bike rack area. After your victim locks his bike and goes to class, put your lock on his bike chain so it now has 2 locks. The only difference is...your victim doesn't have the key or combo to the new lock.

Broken Fountain
Whenever you discover a drinking fountain that no longer works, stand in line with a couple of your buddies and pretend to drink. Eventually someone will come behind you guys and want a drink. It won't work and he or she will wonder what happened.

Mystery Chicken #3
Buy three chickens from a chicken farm and label them 1, 2, and 4. Then release them on your school campus. The staff will go nuts looking for #3 which doesn't exist.